May 2012
Led Zeppelin according to their fans:
Jimmy Page: UNDERAGE GIRLS! BLACK MAGIC!!! 666 LUCIFER RISING! and um biological research
Robert Plant: Does my bulge look big enough in these pants? SQUEEZE MY LEMONS ‘TIL THE JUICE RUNS DOWN MY LEG.
John Bonham: I’m so bad ass look at me drive all these badass motorcycles and badass cars and watch me play these badass drums I’m so badass.
John Paul Jones: This is tomorrow.